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Translation for you real pirates:
First Mate Wilco resorted t' sendin' rum t' joint Capt'n Johan. Johan, who's had a penchant for rum ever since t' first "Pirate's o' t' Caribbean" movie screened, took t' bait, mixed it with molasses, and here we be with our latest 1.5 release. It looks like pirate talk will figure quite a lot in future Joomla! development!