‘Arts & Entertainments’: The golden calf of fame

“Arts & Entertainments,” Christopher Beha

Eddie Hartley, a reluctant, disaffected, high school prep drama teacher, failed actor and struggling husband, finds himself mounted with over 10K in credit card debt from yet another failure: an unproductive round of in vitro fertilization.

Eddie, knowing his teaching salary cannot support more treatment, sells a sex tape of he and his ex, who is now a famous actress.

He rationalizes the exploitation — no publicity is bad publicity. The tape could aid his ex’s career. At worst, it will be a nonissue in a matter of minutes.

In exchange for a mere 100K, Eddie’s choice earns him the spotlight he’s vied for a lifetime, center-stage of tabloid gossip.

Susan kicks him out and becomes the beloved star of her own reality show, “Desperately Expecting Susan.” Eddie, now an object of public scorn, gets his own reality show about a fake relationship with a Millenial fame-focused aspiring actress and college freshman, Melissa.

Eddie has the fame and fortune he was previously dreaming of by sharing the screen with Melissa, who has “never breathed air that hadn’t first been filtered by [tabloids].” She commands Eddie at every turn —“don’t break scene” — in her similar quest to remain in the public eye. 

Eddie begins to value a quiet, modest family life and tries to get Susan back. Through Susan, who respects the art of the Renaissance “with real belief behind it,” the reader contrasts art backed with true faith versus the spineless whimsy of arts and entertainment that lack truth, beauty, purpose or virtue.

Eddie, who had been attending Mass with Susan, was never sure about his beliefs. He liked the idea believing because, like acting, he wanted to be watched by an omnipotent being — “every action had a purpose and a meaning.” His and society’s struggle with faith is juxtaposed with the manipulated meanings of reality television.

In “Arts & Entertainments,” Christopher Beha highlights a tragic flaw of our time. Beha’s crisp, clear style accrues clean sentences strong enough en masse to uphold the sociological examination of contemporary, American value systems. 

There’s no denying that we, the readership, indulge in the sensationalism that is critiqued, but with our Catholic spine intact, we see clearly the problems presented by tabloids, Tinder, tapes selling sex and more.

In this way, Beha bridges the smut and the smarts of this escapade through the deceits of reality TV. Beha’s style is traceable to Hemingway’s concision and power.

Beyond any singular reading, “Arts & Entertainment” is a literary accomplishment about the complexities of love and living a meaningful life. Worthy of your attention, “Arts & Entertainment” calls us to avoid the near occasion of worshiping the false god of celebrity.


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Seeking the face of God in the Scriptures

Archbishop José H. Gomez

Prayer is seeking the face of God. The Catechism of the Catholic Church recalls the story of how St. John Vianney once found a peasant praying in front of the Blessed Sacrament. The saint asked him what he was doing, and the man replied: “I look at him and he looks at me.”


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February 13, 2016

  • Saturday, February 13

    World Day of the Sick Mass, Mass and Anointing of the Sick, 12:30 p.m., Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels,  555 W Temple St, Los Angeles. Archbishop Gomez presiding with other bishops and priests. Special section designated for those in wheelchairs with volunteers available to help. Limited parking available for $8. Carpooling is encouraged. For more info: Chuck Huebner at cjhuebner @gmail.com or Jim LoCoco at flavialococ0@msn.com.



    Bosco Tech’s Yurak Memorial Run & Kids’ Fun Run, Check in begins at 8 a.m., Memorial Run at 9 a.m., Fun Run at 10 a.m., Bosco Tech, 1151 San Gabriel Blvd., Rosemead. Race registration is $35 per person. For school groups of 10 or more, the cost is $30. To register online, go to www.boscotech.edu/events or www.yurak.eventbrite.com; same-day registration available at check-in table. Included: racing fees, finisher medal, goodie bag and BBQ lunch. Plaques will be awarded to the top five male and female runners and to the fastest runner under 18.All proceeds to benefit Bosco Tech’s Yurak Athletic Center (YAC). 


    Cabrini Literary Guild “Sweetheart Bingo” Meeting, Sat., Feb.13 at Oakmont Country Club, 3100 Country Club Drive, Glendale. Meeting starts at 11 a.m., lunch at 12 p.m. ($30/person), and bingo social at 1 p.m. Bingo cards are $5 each, or $20 for five cards. For reservations, call (818) 790-3485.


    Footprints: Making Tracks for Neighbors in Need, 8:30 - 11:30 a.m., Bishop Amat High School track, 14301 Fairgrove Ave., La Puente. Catholic Charities San Gabriel Region will present this annual walk/run fundraiser to increase awareness about poverty, hunger and homelessness in the San Gabriel Region. Proceeds benefit those lacking basic needs, such as food, clothing, transportation and shelter. This is a come anytime, leave anytime event, with the first lap around the track to be led by Bishop David O'Connell. For more information, visit lentenfootprints.yolasite.com or contact Mary Romero at (213) 251-3582 or mromero@ccharities.org.

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