| The following are capsule reviews of movies recently reviewed by the Office for Film & Broadcasting of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.
The Departed (Warner Bros.)
Hard-hitting if overlong tale of two rookie cops in South
Boston -- one (Matt Damon) an informant for the mob, the other
(Leonardo DiCaprio) secretly assigned by senior officers (Martin
Sheen and Mark Wahlberg) to infiltrate the crime ring run
by a notorious mob boss (over-the-top Jack Nicholson) -- with
both young cops pushed to the mental breaking point in their
double-dealing roles, and frantic to uncover the other's identity.
Director Martin Scorsese has lost none of his flair for the
genre, and DiCaprio and Damon are extremely good, but the
setup seems far-fetched, and there's predictably a high quotient
of violence, with the nonstop barrage of expletives excessive
even for the underworld environment. Pervasive rough language,
racial epithets, profanity, extremely crude expressions, heavy
violence, grisly images, nongraphic sexual situations and
encounters, irreverent remarks about the church. (L, R)
Employee of the Month (Lionsgate)
Lightweight comedy about a slacker stock clerk (Dane Cook)
at a Costco-style superstore where he tries to dethrone a
cocky rival co-worker (Dax Shepard) -- who's nabbed "employee
of the month" honors for 17 months straight -- in order to
win the affections of a pretty new cashier (Jessica Simpson),
sparking a madcap competition. Director Greg Coolidge blends
slapstick, broad comedy and satire to uneven effect, and while
the gamesmanship is intermittently amusing, the general vulgarity
undermines the story's sweet center. Much crude and sexual
humor, gay innuendo, a racial joke, a use of the f-word, as
well as recurring crude language and profanity. (L, PG-13)
Facing the Giants (Samuel Goldwyn)
Evangelical sports drama about a losing football coach (Alex
Kendrick, who also directs) at a Christian high school in
Georgia, who, experiencing personal and professional adversity,
revives his team's season by turning to his faith. The earnest
performances from the nonprofessional cast are surprisingly
competent and the movie's look is reasonably polished, but
while the film's heart is in the right place, its positive
message about putting one's trust in God is undermined by
a prosaic script that tends toward the preachy. Some mature
thematic elements, including discussions about infertility.
(A-II, PG)
The Guardian (Touchstone)
Action drama about a veteran Coast Guard rescue swimmer (Kevin
Costner) who, after losing a colleague, temporarily hangs
up his fins to teach at a Coast Guard academy, where he locks
horns with a cocky recruit (Ashton Kutcher). Despite treading
water for most of its first hour that plays like a commercial
for the Coast Guard, director Andrew Davis' formulaic film
is kept afloat by appealing performances, exciting rescue
sequences and an admirable theme about sacrificing one's life
for others. Intense scenes of peril, including a harrowing
helicopter crash, implied sexual encounters and a tacit approval
of casual sex, a brief bar fight, an instance of the f-word,
as well as some crude language and profanity. (A-III, PG-13)
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (First Look)
Adaptation of writer-director Dito Montiel's gritty memoir
about his turbulent adolescence (where he's played by Shia
LaBeouf) in Queens, New York, with its street violence, casual
sex and drugs, his longing for his dad's (Chazz Palminteri)
love, and ultimately his flight from and eventual return to
the neighborhood as an adult (Robert Downey Jr.) when the
father is gravely ill. The film is a kaleidoscopic jumble
of fast edits, zooms and pans conveying the undoubted upheaval
in Dito's life, but despite its redemptive message about parent-child
reconciliation, the brutal milieu and heavy-duty street patois,
however accurate, are extremely rough going. Nonstop rough
and crude language and general vulgarity, racial slurs, sexual
banter and situations with partial nudity, innuendo, drug
use, violence, murder, suicide and much domestic discord.
(L, R)
Jackass: Number Two (Paramount)
Johnny Knoxville and his masochistic troupe serve up a second
helping of stupidity in this follow-up based on their popular
-- and all too appropriately named -- MTV show. Directed as
before by Jeff Tremaine, the film once again plays pain and
humiliation for laughs through an outrageous series of "Candid
Camera"-style pranks and reckless stunts that range from the
harmlessly sophomoric to the outright sadistic and vile. Pervasive
vulgar and degrading humor, including gross scatological sight
gags and self-mutilation, nonstop rough and crude language
and profanity, and rear and frontal nudity. (O, R)
Jet Li's Fearless (Focus)
Action drama loosely based on the life of Chinese cultural
hero Huo Yuanjia (Jet Li), an arrogant martial artist whose
pursuit of street-fighting fame ends in tragedy, prompting
a spiritual awakening that leads him to found a school to
promote self-improvement and national pride during the foreign
occupation of China at the turn of the 20th century. Director
Ronny Yu's artful film delivers balletic fight choreography,
elegant visuals and a solid story buttressed by Li's poignant
performance and a redemptive theme about the futility of violence
and revenge. Subtitles. Much stylized action violence and
an instance of mildly crude language. (A-III, PG-13)
The Last King of Scotland (Fox Searchlight)
Morality tale set in the 1970s based on the novel by Giles
Foden, about a young Scottish doctor (James McAvoy) who, in
search of adventure, travels to Africa, where he becomes the
personal physician and eventually the confidant of the charismatic
but ruthless Ugandan dictator Idi Amin (Forest Whitaker).
Initially blinded to the despot's atrocities by the seductions
of power, he later opens his eyes to the heinous truth and
his own complicity. Director Kevin MacDonald blends fact and
fiction to mostly riveting effect, with Whitaker delivering
a towering performance. Though dramatically justified, the
brutality is quite gruesome at times. Intense scenes of violence
including a graphic depiction of torture, brief grisly images
of massacre and dismemberment, several sexual encounters with
nudity, an abortion subplot, recurring rough and crude language
and profanity. (L, R)
Open Season (Columbia)
Wacky, warm and reasonably witty computer-animated comedy
about a domesticated grizzly bear (Martin Lawrence) who, trying
to find his way back to comfortable civilization after being
released into the wild, befriends a runty, motor-mouthed mule
deer (Ashton Kutcher) and bands together with a motley menagerie
of woodland creatures to run some hunters out of the forest.
Directed by Jill Culton and Roger Allers (with a co-director
credit to Anthony Stacchi), the film's thin plot is padded
with slapstick, but vibrant visuals, nutty gags, a playful
tone, and an amiable message about friendship make this entertaining
fare for all but the youngest viewers. Some mildly rude language
and humor, a few scenes of hunting menace, some innuendo and
comic action. (A-II, PG)
The Queen (Miramax)
Absorbing
British drama about the days following the death of Princess
Diana, as new Prime Minister Tony Blair (Michael Sheen) tries
to convince Queen Elizabeth (Helen Mirren) to express public
remorse about her former daughter-in-law, as public grief
reaches fever proportions. Stephen Frears directs beautifully,
and even if Peter Morgan's script is mostly speculative, what
we see on-screen plays convincingly, with a fine cast (including
Alex Jennings, Helen McCrory and Roger Allam) and Mirren whose
crusty yet vulnerable impersonation softens the anti-monarchist
tone of the screenplay. A couple of instances of mild profanity
and a few crass expressions. (A-II, PG-13)
School for Scoundrels (Weinstein)
Dreary
and contrived comedy about an all-around loser parking-meter
cop (Jon Heder) who, to win the heart of his pretty neighbor
(Jacinda Barrett), takes a confidence-boosting course with
an unconventional teacher (Billy Bob Thornton) who then pursues
her as well. Director and co-writer Todd Phillips' film is
almost completely devoid of laughs, indifferently paced, and
inconsistent in its character delineation, while its one-upmanship
rivalry between student and mentor never ignites. Much profanity,
rough and crude language and humor, a brief implication of
premarital sex, sexist banter and innuendo, adultery and some
violence. (L , PG-13)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (New
Line)
Prequel to the 2003 horror film that revisits the homicidal
Hewitt clan (headed by R. Lee Ermey), revealing the early
years of the franchise's chainsaw-wielding killer, "Leatherface"
(Andrew Bryniarski), with a quartet of young road-trippers
(Jordana Brewster, Taylor Handley, Diora Baird and Matt Bomer)
served up for slaughter. Director Jonathan Liebesman forgoes
plot to pile on the bloody sadism. Such gratuitous brutality
isn't entertainment, but something closer to pornography.
Excessive gory violence, including graphic scenes of mutilation
and dismemberment, a sexual situation, much rough and crude
language. (O, R)
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