| The following are capsule reviews of movies recently reviewed by the Office for Film & Broadcasting of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.
The Covenant (Screen Gems)
Supernatural thriller set in a New England boarding prep school
about four warlocks (Steven Strait, Taylor Kitsch, Toby Hemingway
and Chase Crawford) --- all good-looking descendants of the
infamous Salem witches --- who must battle a sinister student
(Sebastian Stan) who wants their powers to augment his own
magic, while navigating jealousies within their group. Director
Renny Harlin keeps things dark and dank, but the moody atmospherics
can't disguise a run-of-the-mill script which substitutes
schlocky sorcery effects for story and suspense. Some supernatural
violence, a few disturbing images, occult elements, rear nudity,
sexually suggestive situations and humor, and recurring crude
language. (A-III, PG-13)
Crank (Lionsgate)
Noisy and endlessly unpleasant action film about a Los Angeles
hit man (Jason Statham) who must keep in perpetual motion
after he finds out that a rival thug (Jose Pablo Cantillo)
has poisoned him with a substance designed to kill him within
seconds if his heart rate drops. Co-writers and directors
Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor load on the bloody video-game-style
action in an empty and mindless exercise. Excessive and graphic
violence and gore, lewd sexual content, vulgar humor, recurring
partial nudity, drug use and pervasive rough and crude language
and profanity. (O, R)
The Wicker Man (Warner Bros.)
Uninspired
remake of the 1973 cult thriller, here transposed from Scotland
to the Pacific Northwest, about a policeman (Nicolas Cage)
who, investigating the disappearance of a young girl, becomes
entangled in the strange goings-on of a secretive island community
of modern pagans led by a mysterious matriarch (Ellen Burstyn).
Following the basic outline of the original, minus the eroticism
and adding a feminist twist, director Neil LaBute generates
some suspense in his cerebral approach, but overall the film
is a bland and unnecessary retread, more hokey than creepy
as the story progresses. Some disturbing images, including
a burning human sacrifice, pagan rituals, an instance of rough
language and scattered crude expressions and profanity. (A-III,
PG-13)
---CNS
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