| The following are capsule reviews of movies recently reviewed by the Office for Film & Broadcasting of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.
Accepted (Universal)
Comedy about a savvy slacker (Justin Long) who, rejected by
every college to which he applied, comes up with a face-saving
scheme to create a fake school out of an abandoned hospital,
which snowballs out of control when a motley mob of other
misfits show up on the school's doorstep with acceptance letters.
Displaying only occasional wit amid a "coarse" load of mindless
humor, director Steve Pink's farce stealthily wraps its subversive
nonconformity message in lighthearted, if lowbrow, satire
that would seem to extol benign themes of acceptance and self-expression.
Recurring crude sexual language and humor, including vulgar
sight gags and innuendo, drug content, skimpy bikinis, some
profanity and a use of the f-word. Ratings: L (PG-13)
The Illusionist (Yari Film Group)
Grippingly atmospheric romantic tale set in turn-of-the-last-century
Vienna about a mysterious stage magician (Edward Norton) who
loves a noblewoman (Jessica Biel) unwillingly betrothed to
the crown prince (Rufus Sewell) who demands the chief inspector
(Paul Giamatti) prove the magician a fraud. Writer-director
Neil Burger's sepia-toned adaptation of Steven Millhauser's
short story, with a haunting score by Philip Glass and excellent
performances, brilliantly captures the period, and beneath
the compelling story, such themes as popular superstition,
the rise of scientific thought and the decline of the aristocracy
are unobtrusively woven. A brief sexual encounter with suggested
nudity, some domestic violence, a suicide and a few crass
expressions. Ratings: A-III (PG-13)
Step
Up (Touchstone)
Diverting if inconsequential dance drama about a street punk
(Channing Tatum) who splits his time between break dancing
and stealing cars, and who finds himself doing community service
at an elite performing arts academy, where his flashy dance
moves catch the eye of a ballerina (Jenna Dewan) who is desperate
to find someone to replace her injured partner in preparation
for the big senior dance showcase, leading to predictable
opposites-attract complications as he gives her routine a
hip-hop makeover. Despite a hackneyed script, director Anne
Fletcher's formulaic, but relatively clean, teen romance is
buoyed by some lively dance sequences (choreographed by Fletcher)
and appealing performances. Some suggestive dance moves, a
scene of vandalism, brief gun violence, including an off-screen
shooting, and a few crude expressions, fleeting racially charged
rap lyrics and some innuendo, limiting its appropriateness
to older adolescents and up. Ratings: A-II (PG-13)
Trust the Man (Fox Searchlight)
A good cast is wasted in this tepid and coarse domestic comedy-drama
about an actress (Julianne Moore), her philandering house-husband
(David Duchovny), her commitment-phobic brother (Billy Crudup),
and his longtime live-in girlfriend (Maggie Gyllenhaal). Writer-director
Bart Freundlich's film offers the occasional sharp observation
about modern-day relationships, but the characters' infidelities
and casual attitude toward sex is highly problematic, despite
the morally acceptable wrap-up. Much rough language, a few
instances of profanity, needlessly frank sexual talk, premarital
and adulterous relationships, a casual approval of pornography,
a couple of sex scenes without nudity, some gratuitous scatological
elements and a same-sex kiss. Ratings: O (R)
Zoom
(Columbia)
Lively but lightweight comedy about a washed-up superhero,
Captain Zoom (Tim Allen), dragged out of retirement by a top
secret military agency (headed by Rip Torn, Chevy Chase and
Courteney Cox Arquette) to train four young misfits (Spencer
Breslin, Michael Cassidy, Kate Mara and Ryan Newman) with
incredible powers to save the world from the destructive wrath
of Zoom's brother, a supervillain (Kevin Zegers). Based on
the Jason Lethcoe children's book, the zippy film is entertaining
if your expectations are kept low, though its kid-friendly
themes of family and teamwork are handicapped by bland performances
and a skeletal, only fitfully funny script, padded with strained
slapstick humor and tedious musical montages. Some mildly
crude humor and unnecessary gross-out sight gags, a few rude
expressions and some comic-book-style violence. Ratings: A-II
(PG)
Office for Film & Broadcasting classifications: A-I ---
general patronage; A-II --- adults and adolescents; A-III
--- adults; L --- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling; O --- morally offensive.
MPAA ratings: G --- general audiences, all ages admitted;
PG --- parental guidance suggested, some material may not
be suitable for children; PG-13 --- parents strongly cautioned,
some material may be inappropriate for children under 13;
R --- restricted, under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian; NC-17 --- no one 17 and under admitted.
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