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The following are capsule reviews of movies recently reviewed by the Office for Film & Broadcasting of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.
"Alexander"
(Warner Bros.)
Ambitious historical epic which explores the life of Alexander
the Great (Colin Farrell), the fabled fourth-century B.C.
Macedonian conqueror, chronicling his rise to power, stunning
military victories and empire expansion, with breaks in the
sword-and-sandal action for some Freudian forays into his
bisexuality and estranged relationship with his conniving
mother (Angelina Jolie) and roughhewn royal father (Val Kilmer).
Though this "Alexander" is far from great, director Oliver
Stone's visually impressive film features spectacular, though
graphic, battles and lavish re-creations of antiquity which
somewhat balance its epic flaws, which include campy acting
and dialogue, a plodding pace and an interminable running
time of three hours. Strong battlefield violence and associated
gore, an attempted rape, several implied gay sexual situations,
one involving shadowy rear nudity, an explicit straight bedroom
scene and generalized background debauchery. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adult would
find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted.
"Christmas
With the Kranks" (Columbia)
Delightful yuletide comedy about a Chicago couple (Tim Allen
and Jamie Lee Curtis) who boycott Christmas after their daughter
leaves home to join the Peace Corps, sparking unforeseen reactions
from their militantly merry neighbors (led by Dan Aykroyd).
The film is based on the novella "Skipping Christmas" by John
Grisham. Director Joe Roth delivers a dose of holly-jolly
fun that is, by turns, extremely funny and poignantly tender,
and its warmhearted message of selflessness, family and coming
together as a community clearly embodies the truest spirit
of the season. Some suggestive humor, comic violence and mildly
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
"National
Treasure" (Touchstone)
Unevenly entertaining action adventure about a fortune hunter
(Nicolas Cage), who steals the Declaration of Independence,
which he believes holds the key to unlocking a 200-year-old
mystery surrounding a fabled treasure hidden by America's
Founding Fathers. Combining Indiana Jones-inspired action
sequences with "Da Vinci Code" intrigues involving secret
societies like the Freemasons, director Jon Turteltaub has
crafted a fun but forgettable popcorn film. Recurring action
violence and some frightening images. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested.
"Seed
of Chucky" (Rogue Pictures)
Schlocky fifth installment of the "Child's Play" campy horror
franchise, in which foulmouthed, killer doll Chucky (voiced
by Brad Dourif) and his bloodthirsty bride (voiced by Jennifer
Tilly) are resurrected by their gender-confused offspring
(voiced by Billy Boyd), setting the stage for another murderous
rampage. Directed by Don Mancini, the formulaic gorefest sinks
to new lows by saddling this go-round's mindless mayhem with
an irreverent subplot involving the virgin birth. Gratuitous
gore and violence, sacrilegious and sexual humor, including
a masturbation scene, brief shower nudity and rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted.
"What
The Bleep Do We Know?"
(Lord
of the Wind Films)
Part documentary, part narrative film which uses a loose story
line about an unfulfilled wedding photographer (Marlee Matlin)
as a launching pad for discussions of quantum physics, the
intersection of science and spirituality, and the underlying
nature of reality. Directed by William Arntz, Betsy Chasse
and Mark Vicente, the docudrama incorporates amusing animated
segments and interviews with academics to explore its difficult
subject matter in a lively and engaging manner. However, while
the film raises some interesting questions, its arguments
often become muddled by New Age mysticism which promotes private
spirituality over traditional organized religion. Mild sexual
content and a few crude expressions. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not
rated by the Motion Picture Association of America.
-- CNS
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