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The following are movie reviews of "Around the World in 80
Days," and "The Terminal."
Around
the World in 80 Days
An eccentric inventor and his chop-socky sidekick embark on
a globetrotting adventure in order to win an outrageous wager
in the lavish, family-friendly romp, "Around the World in
80 Days" (Disney).
Based
on the classic yarn by Jules Verne and directed by Frank Coraci,
the film combines action, romance and heaping dollops of madcap
comedy to serve up an entertaining, continent-hopping spectacle
that is both campy and clever -- and, as an added attraction
-- quite fun.
Opening in Victorian-era London, the film stars Steve Coogan
as the visionary techno-tinkerer Phileas Fogg, an armchair
adventurer who, desperate to gain the respect of his crusty
critics at the stuffy Royal Academy of Science, makes an outlandish
gentleman's bet to circumnavigate the globe in no more than
80 days.
Action-star Jackie Chan co-stars as Passepartout (pronounced
"passport to"), his lightning-limbed traveling companion whom
viewers first meet fleeing a phalanx of bumbling Bobbies after
robbing the Bank of London. As it turns out, Passepartout,
whose real name is Lao Xing, was sent from China to recover
from the bank's vault a sacred jade statue of Buddha which
was stolen from his village by a female Asian assassin named
General Fang (Karen Joy Morris). Also along for the riotous
ride is Monique (Cecile de France), a French tart with an
eye for art and a nose for adventure.
Their journey by land, air and sea takes the trio on a whirlwind
tour of the world's most exotic locales, including pit stops
for centerpiece action sequences in Paris, Istanbul, India,
China and the American West. But their path is fraught with
obstacles, set by Lord Kelvin (Jim Broadbent), the stuffed-shirt
head of the Royal Academy who, working in cahoots with Fang,
wants to discredit Phileas.
Along the way they learn gushy lessons about friendship
and loyalty, encountering a host of celebrity cameos including
Luke and Owen Wilson as the Wright brothers, Kathy Bates as
Queen Victoria and a shock-wigged Arnold Schwarzenegger as
a vain Turkish vizier.
Taken for what it is -- eye-candy -- "Around the World in
80 Days" is surprisingly satisfying. Like the helium that
lifts Phileas' balloon high above the Champs d'Elysee, the
film's refreshingly lighthearted levity elevates it above
the smash-and-crash action clones glutting summer screens.
Much of this is owed to the appealing pairing of Coogan and
Chan (roles played by David Niven and the inimitable Cantinflas
in the Oscar-winning 1956 film version), whose onscreen chemistry
makes up for many of the flick's shortcomings. And while Jules
Verne probably didn't envision kung-fu fights along the Rive
Gauche, Chan never ceases to amaze with his high-flying feats,
and feet.
Though it runs a bit too long, "Around the World in 80 Days"
is that rare kind of film that can be appreciated by the entire
family, though some parents may feel the action is too intense
for very young children. Older kids will have a ball with
Fogg's goofy gizmos and will get a kick -- literally -- out
of the martial-arts choreography, including one scene where
a brawl turns into an impromptu lesson in impressionistic
painting.
Like Phileas Fogg, you may just want to bet on this one!
Due
to recurring action violence, some mildly crude language and
humor, and brief drunkenness, the USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-- parental
guidance suggested.
The
Terminal
In "Cast Away," Tom Hanks was stranded on a deserted island.
In director Steven Spielberg's bittersweet romantic comedy,
"The Terminal" (DreamWorks), he finds himself marooned for
months in surroundings no less inhospitable: a crowded airport
lounge.
Loosely
based on the real-life ordeal of an Iranian expatriate detained
in Paris' Charles de Gaulle Airport -- which also served as
the inspiration for the 1993 French film "Lost in Transit"
-- the movie's weak script and lackluster performances keep
viewers' attention in a holding pattern, grounding hopes of
a smooth takeoff at the box office.
Hanks plays Viktor Navorski, a visitor from the fictitious
Eastern European country of Krakozhia, traveling to the United
States on a labor of love for his deceased father. Arriving
in New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport and barely
speaking a word of English, Navorski learns that, while en
route to America, his homeland's government was overthrown
by a military coup, rendering his passport invalid.
Within the film's first few minutes Spielberg economically
establishes that, due to a bureaucratic glitch, Navorski can
neither return home nor set foot on U.S. soil. He is deemed
a "citizen of nowhere," and the airport's no-nonsense security
watchdog, Frank Dixon (Stanley Tucci), restricts him indefinitely
to the confines of the terminal's multi-tiered international
transit lounge.
But having briskly set up its man-without-a-country conceit,
the film slows to the torpid crawl of a luggage carousel.
The movie's tagline, "Life is waiting," takes on added aptness
for viewers desperately "waiting" for something to move the
story forward.
Though a virtual prisoner, the resourceful Navorski bides
his time observing the whirlwind of harried activity around
him while teaching himself English (one of many stretches).
He befriends several of the terminal's melting-pot workers,
including a burly baggage handler (Chi McBride), a lovesick
food-service worker (Diego Luna), and a mop-cart philosopher
(Kumar Pallana) who, like Navorski, harbors a secret.
Catherine Zeta-Jones plays Amelia, a lonely flight attendant
involved in a dead-end affair with a married man and who is
drawn to Navorski, taking his statements about "living in
the airport" as a figure of speech.
Hanks, despite his knack for physical comedy and likable
everyman appeal, is unconvincing as Navorski. Given his level
of celebrity, it is hard to see him as anything but Tom Hanks,
or in this case Tom Hanks with a thick Russian-sounding accent.
Zeta-Jones' stewardess is a more engaging study. The remainder
of the ensemble is the narrative equivalent of white noise.
Though
the film effectively uses the metaphor of an airport terminal
as a microcosm of the American experience, it fails to offer
any real insights into the sense of displacement endured by
immigrants, especially those unfortunate, faceless souls who
fall through red-tape cracks in the system. Instead, the movie
opts for manufactured emotionalism -- of the glossy Spielbergian
variety -- which confuses hokey with heartfelt.
Still, "The Terminal" is not without some uplifting moments.
Harkening back to an old-fashioned Hollywood hopefulness,
the movie is built around a Capraesque belief in the goodness
and decency of humanity, a balm of optimism needed in our
age of air travel anxiety.
Due to brief crude language and some drug references, the
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
David DiCerto is on the staff of the Office for Film &
Broadcasting of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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