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The following are movie reviews of "Ella Enchanted" and "The
Girl Next Door."
'Ella Enchanted'
whimsically updates fairytales
Set
in a fanciful storybook world, "Ella Enchanted" (Miramax)
tells the tale of a plucky damsel who, in trying to rid herself
of a mysterious curse bestowed on her at birth, discovers
that love is the strongest magic of all.
Based on the popular children's book by Gail Carson Levine
and directed by Tommy O'Haver, the film whimsically welds
a hip contemporary sensibility to a traditional fairy tale
romance with mostly amusing results.
Anne Hathaway, whose past tour on the Cinderella circuit
included the lead role in "The Princess Diaries," sparkles
as Ella of Frell, a politically minded young woman more concerned
with protesting discrimination against elves and giants than
wasting her time pining for some prince charming. But Ella
has one little problem. On the day she was born, Ella was
granted the "gift of obedience" by her incompetent (at times
inebriated) fairy godmother, Lucinda (Vivica A. Fox).
From that day forward the unlucky beneficiary is unable
to refuse any command. This, of course, creates all sorts
of trouble for Ella, especially when her wicked stepsisters
(Jennifer Higham and Lucy Punch) use her involuntary submissiveness
for their own unscrupulous ends. Aided by a magic, talking
book (Jimi Mistry), Ella sets out on a perilous journey through
troll-infested forests in search of the AWOL Lucinda, hoping
that she will take back her spell.
Hugh Dancy plays Frell's future king, Prince Charmont, the
charming but clueless royal heartthrob whose eyes are opened
to the injustices in his realm by Ella. Cary Elwes is delightfully
devilish as Charmont's crown-coveting uncle, Edgar, who together
with his serpentine sidekick, Heston (voiced by Steve Coogan),
plots to rain on Ella and Charmont's happily-ever-after parade.
Rounding out the enchanted ensemble are Aidan McArdle as an
elf who wants to be a lawyer, Minnie Driver as a household
sprite and Eric Idle as the narrator. Supermodel Heidi Klum
plays a giantess, but her performance is as wooden as the
hand-cranked escalator in the film's medieval mall.
Like past films which mixed fantasy and farce, for example,
"The Princess Bride," "A Knight's Tale" and "Shrek," "Ella"
follows the standard storybook formula while cleverly updating
fairy tale conventions. Among the movie's more humorous make-believe
modernizations are yellow-checkered horse-and-carriages, medieval
classified pages, benefit dinners for bubonic plague victims
and an anti-aging brew called "Bat-tox."
Together with the recently released "The Prince & Me," "Ella"
is part of a growing trend in Hollywood to overhaul age-old
fairy tales in an effort to make them more palatable to contemporary
tastes --- in this case, giving the story a feminist slant.
Light years removed from the damsels-in-distress of old, Ella
is a postmodern princess who would just as soon knock a prince
off his feet than be swept off her own.
And while it is wholly in keeping with the church's teaching
concerning the dignity of each person to encourage young girls
to develop a healthy sense of self-empowerment, parents should
be aware of the views being espoused underneath the film's
breezy fairy tale facade.
In his essay on fairy tales, J.R.R. Tolkien argued that
they are not just simplified nursery stories invented to entertain
young children but a form of serious literary art which conveys
important moral truths. As director Tommy O'Haver readily
admits, "We're creating myths here and forming young minds."
During the cleverly conceived opening sequence, the narrator,
in true storybook fashion, informs his audience that what
follows is a tale about "the perils of choices." Unfortunately,
the filmmaker has made some choices that would have the Brothers
Grimm turning over in their graves. Once upon a time fairy
godmothers didn't have to sleep off hangovers and "obedience"
was not considered a curse.
And while the movie closes on a rather traditional happy
note --- complete with a castle ball --- when the fairy dust
settles "Ella" may leave a few viewers feeling underenchanted.
Due to some mild crude language and humor, the USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
-- David Dicerto
The Girl Next Door
Vulgar and sneaky, "The Girl Next Door" pretends to be about
innocent romance and lessons on loving someone despite his
or her flaws. But, in actuality, the comedy's premise only
thinly veils the film's soft-focus salaciousness and pretentious
moralizing.
With a fine future ahead of him, straight-laced high school
senior Matthew (Emile Hirsch) has his young world turned upside
down when he falls for the beautiful neighbor, Danielle (Elisha
Cuthbert), who just moved in next door. The twist in this
puppy-love comedy is that 19-year-old Danielle is a former
porn star, now looking for a new start.
As the loopy script would have it, Matthew risks everything,
even a scholarship to Georgetown University, to prove his
love for Danielle despite her past. It's an adolescent male
fantasy --- the sexy porn star who actually has a heart of
gold falls for the nerdy fellow. She pulls the uptight boy
out of his shell and he helps the fallen young woman find
her innocence again.
The film's conceit is that it wants the audience to believe
its tsk-tsk attitude toward the adult entertainment industry.
Yet, director Luke Greenfield makes certain that the cameras
linger longingly over Cuthbert's curvaceous body and features
plenty of shots of topless women slinking around steel poles
in the scenes at a so-called "gentleman's" club. While pretending
to disapprove of the objectification of women, the movie does
the same thing by showing voluptuous coeds giving the high
school football team plenty of close-contact attention.
The script is painfully inept and chock-full of pathetic
dialogue and stereotypes. Matthew's geeky friends (Chris Marquette
from "Joan of Arcadia" and Paul Dano) are walking, raging
hormones, frustrated by their lack of female companionship
and addicted to porn movies. The adults in the film (parents,
principal, teachers) are unilaterally dopey, seemingly unaware
that the kids are off to Las Vegas attending a porn convention.
And the film's overbearing music is used to telegraph to the
audience what they should be feeling, in case the overdone
script missed a note.
In
the last reel, Matthew has managed to lose his scholarship
to Georgetown as well as the $25,000 the school has raised
to bring a gifted young Cambodian boy to the States for an
education. The audience is then led to believe that Matthew
and his friends are making a porn film on prom night with
the help of Danielle's former colleagues in order to recoup
the monies. It turns out the film is an updated sex education
video that, not surprisingly, promotes the use of condoms
without mentioning abstinence.
And the hits keep on coming as the moral of this cockamamie
story is that doing something wrong (or possibly even illegal)
is OK as long as your intent is pure and the outcome is all
right. "Sometimes in life to do something good, you have to
do something bad," one of the characters chimes in.
Because of steady, crass sexual references including a sexual
encounter and same-sex kissing, sporadic nudity, objectification
of women, brief drug content, underage drinking and constant
rough language with profanity, the USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
-- Anne Navarro
David DiCerto is on the staff of and Anne Navarro is a
reviewer for the Office for Film & Broadcasting of the U.S.
Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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