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This week's movie reviews include "Home on the Range," and
"Walking Tall."
Home
on the Range
A
trio of cranky cows must band together to save their beloved
dairy farm from being put on the block in the rip-roaring
animated family feature "Home on the Range" (Disney). Writers-directors
Will Finn and John Sanford turn the traditional western on
its horns in telling a rootin'-tootin' cowboy yarn from the
other end of the branding iron, resulting in a barnyard full
of fun for moo-viegoers of all ages.
The story centers on Maggie (voiced by Roseanne Barr), a
brassy prize cow sold into the cozy confines of the appropriately
named "Patch of Heaven" dairy farm, owned by a kindly old
homesteader named Pearl. The new-cow-on-the-block's rowdy
manner causes the farm's prim and proper British heifer, Mrs.
Caloway (voiced by Judi Dench), to practically choke on her
cud. But, while Maggie's arrival ruffles some feathers --
literally -- and gets the goat of a cantankerous old goat
named Jeb (voiced by Joe Flaherty), the stir is overshadowed
by a visit from Sheriff Brown (voiced by Richard Riehle),
who regretfully informs Pearl that "Patch of Heaven" is set
to be auctioned in three days unless she ponies up $750 in
arrears.
With no way of paying, Pearl resigns herself to selling
off her farm. But Maggie is one cow who doesn't kowtow. She
proposes to her barnyard buddies that they try to raise the
money themselves. Accompanied by a reluctant Mrs. Caloway
and a ditzy cow named Grace (voiced by Jennifer Tilly), Maggie
sets out to capture Alameda Slim (voiced by Randy Quaid),
a notorious cattle rustler with a $750 bounty on his head.
It
is later revealed that Slim, disguised as a wealthy land baron,
is using the money he makes off the stolen livestock to buy
up all the foreclosed farms. With the desperado's sights set
on "Patch of Heaven," the bickering bovines must put aside
their personal beefs and work together to prevent an udder
cow-tastrophe.
Helping
steer them in the right direction is Lucky Jack (voiced by
Charles Haid), a jackrabbit of all trades, and Buck (voiced
by Cuba Gooding Jr.), a hyperheroic horse.
While Pixar partisans continue to pen obituaries for traditional
animation, "Home on the Range" proves that there is still
a place for hand-drawn films. With visuals clearly inspired
by classic Western iconography, the movie boasts luscious
big-sky backdrops exploding with vibrant mesa hues.
Unfortunately, eight-time Academy Award-winning songwriter
Alan Menken's tumbleweed score falls short of his previous
Disney collaborations, such as "The Little Mermaid" and "Aladdin."
However, the film does contain several whistle-worthy songs,
including the title rawhide romp "(You Ain't) Home on the
Range" and "Yodle-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo," a psychedelic hoedown
reminiscent of "Pink Elephants on Parade" from "Dumbo."
Laced with enough comic wit to keep older cowpokes from
sleeping in the saddle, the film, while lacking the character
development and mythic scope of "The Lion King," imparts a
positive message about teamwork and camaraderie. For pure
fun, there's hardly a discouraging word to be heard about
this "Home on the Range."
Due to some brief mild rude humor and innuendo, as well
as some cartoon violence, the USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested.
Walking
Tall
A retired soldier wages a lone-wolf crusade against the crime
and corruption that has overrun his home town in the violent,
vigilante-themed "Walking Tall" (MGM).
Directed by Kevin Bray, the movie -- a remake of the 1973
cult classic of the same title -- is loosely based on the
exploits of legendary Tennessee lawman Buford Pusser.
Transplanting
the setting from Tennessee to the Pacific Northwest, Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson speaks softly and carries a big stick --
literally -- as Chris Vaughn, a decorated Special Forces commando,
who returns home to find that his boyhood community has become
sin city.
With the local mill closed, the only employment in town
is now a sleazy casino/strip club run by Vaughn's high school
rival, Jay Hamilton (Neal McDonough). As if that weren't bad
enough, Vaughn's ex-sweetheart (Ashley Scott) works as a pole
dancer there. Having the local tin star (Michael Bowen) on
his payroll assures Hamilton criminal carte blanche.
During a welcome home party at the den of iniquity -- compliments
of Hamilton -- Vaughn spies a croupier using weighted dice
at the craps table. Things get ugly fast and a huge brawl
erupts. Though a potent fighting machine, Vaughn is outnumbered,
beaten to within an inch of his life, carved up like a turkey
and left for dead. But, as is usually the case with these
Timex types, he takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'.
Finding himself facing criminal charges for assault and
destruction of property, Vaughn pleads his own case, telling
the jury directly, that, if acquitted, he will run for sheriff
and bring law and order back to the town -- which is exactly
what happens.
From this point on, the film proceeds pretty much on anger-management
autopilot. Wielding a caveman-caliber club with which he pummels
anything in his path, Vaughn launches a one-man war to shut
down Hamilton's crooked operation and stem the toxic tide
of drugs flowing out of the gambling parlor.
Carrying
the film on his barn-door shoulders, Johnson's charismatic
presence elevates moments of "Walking Tall" above the cookie-cutter
carnage that pads much of its compact 86 minutes. Usually
these types of roles come with only two settings -- sulk and
smash. But, while he does much of both, Johnson's appealing
blend of virility and vulnerability also allows for some attempts
at sensitivity and, dare one say, humanity.
However, while the story makes pretensions of a strong moral
sense of right and wrong, any conclusions about justice are
lost in the sickening din of ammo and crushed bones. Like
the heroes of countless old Westerns, Vaughn is an honorable
man who stands up for what he perceives as a righteous cause,
but the brutal line-crossing means he employs seem to promote
the message that, ultimately, violence is the best course
of action for fighting injustice. Even Vaughn's Gandhi-like
father (John Beasley) eventually sees the futility of his
pacifist ways and takes up the sword.
Due to recurring violence, an implied sexual encounter,
drug content, a striptease scene, crude language and humor,
the USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
David DiCerto is on the staff of the Office for Film &
Broadcasting of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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